Princess Pottypants

(spoken, whispered) 

Hey there cutie! 

Are you having trouble going potty?

Why don't you dance for Mommy 

And we'll see what comes out?

[Verse One]

Step one

Grab your plushy

Put your pah-see in

Step two

Twirl around

Make your ruffles spin

Step three

Show it off 

Let them see see see

Your diaper get big

With your pee pee pee

[Chorus]

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance 

Wiggle giggle silly little doll

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance

The potty-est Princess of them all

[Verse Two]

Step four

Turn around

Show your padded tush

Step five 

Giggle time

With your brain full of mush 

Step six

Diaper check

Are you wet wet wet? 

Silly bimbo doll

Don't forget get get

[Chorus]

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance 

Wiggle giggle silly little doll

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance

The potty-est Princess of them all

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[Bridge]

Well Princess Pottypants?

Is your diaper wet?

Or do you need to keep dancing?

[Chorus]

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance 

Wiggle giggle silly little doll

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance

The potty-est Princess of them all

[Verse 3]

Step seven

Rub your diaper

good girl girl girl

Step eight

Spin around

do a twirl twirl twirl

Step nine

Show it off

Let them see see see

Step ten

push hard

Try to pee pee pee

[Chorus]

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance 

Wiggle giggle silly little doll

Princess Pottypants

Do the Princess Potty Dance

The potty-est Princess of them all

[Outro]

Uh oh!

Looks like that diaper's got room for more

I guess I'll see you soon

Princess Pottypants!